too much beer and whiskey to ever be employed

the internet is wonderfully interesting. my life is wonderfully random. the best of both go here.


reblogged from lemiaou
melancholyjen: izmonsters: centaine: nereis: fuckyeahsodomites:fuckyeahlgbt: (via lemiaou) AMAZING!!! XD UM YES

melancholyjen:

izmonsters:

centaine: nereis: fuckyeahsodomites:fuckyeahlgbt: (via lemiaou) AMAZING!!! XD

UM YES



reblogged from thedailywhat
thedailywhat: Tweet of the Day: This just in. [via.]

thedailywhat:

Tweet of the Day: This just in.

[via.]



reblogged from thedailywhat
thedailywhat: For those about to take rock-inspired shortcuts, we salute you. [via.]

thedailywhat:

For those about to take rock-inspired shortcuts, we salute you.

[via.]



reblogged from tilty
melancholyjen: (via hotnspicychips)

melancholyjen:

(via hotnspicychips)

  • Interviewer: A fan asks, "What's the difference between a vertigo stick and a disco stick?"
  • Lady Gaga: Nothing.
  • Interviewer: Thought so!
  • Lady Gaga: But you see, I was listing Hitchcock movies. "I want your PSYCHO, you're VERTIGO stick, want you in my REAR WINDOW, baby you're sick."
  • (via ladygagafanpage)


reblogged from mwolfish
welcome2nowhere: mwolfish: So true.

welcome2nowhere:

mwolfish:

So true.

(via fuckyeahtorchwood) HOTNESS

(via fuckyeahtorchwood)

HOTNESS



reblogged from carinaavila
fuckyeahlost: carinaavila: I need these in my life. Purchase your very own here & here. Birthday presents, anyone?

fuckyeahlost:

carinaavila:

I need these in my life.

Purchase your very own here & here.

Birthday presents, anyone?

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)
  1. Beirut (10) 
  2. Against Me! (10) 
  3. Andrew Bird (6) 
  4. Arcade Fire (6) 
  5. Brand New (6) 

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

melancholyjen: lame. don’t listen to this. ever. This is a lie. I’m definitely more clever (and ALWAYS dignified) when I’m trashed. …maybe.

melancholyjen:

lame. don’t listen to this. ever.

This is a lie. I’m definitely more clever (and ALWAYS dignified) when I’m trashed.

…maybe.

thedailywhat: LOLcats Thing of the Day: LOLcats Halloween costumes! This is upsettingly clever. [via.] If I had a cat, this is what I would dress it in.

thedailywhat:

LOLcats Thing of the Day: LOLcats Halloween costumes!

This is upsettingly clever.

[via.]

If I had a cat, this is what I would dress it in.

(via melancholyjen)

(via melancholyjen)

(via fuckyeahtorchwood) Oh, I miss you, beautiful coffee boy.

(via fuckyeahtorchwood)

Oh, I miss you, beautiful coffee boy.



I am nine credit hours and a thesis away from finishing my B.A.

Fuck yeah.



reblogged from bluetangerine
“ No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again! Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for, for 10 minutes?! Please? Mr. Incredible, The Incredibles (via bluetangerine)