too much beer and whiskey to ever be employed

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thedailywhat:

Tweet of the Day: This just in.
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thedailywhat:

Tweet of the Day: This just in.

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thedailywhat:

For those about to take rock-inspired shortcuts, we salute you.
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thedailywhat:

For those about to take rock-inspired shortcuts, we salute you.

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  • Interviewer: A fan asks, "What's the difference between a vertigo stick and a disco stick?"
  • Lady Gaga: Nothing.
  • Interviewer: Thought so!
  • Lady Gaga: But you see, I was listing Hitchcock movies. "I want your PSYCHO, you're VERTIGO stick, want you in my REAR WINDOW, baby you're sick."
  • (via ladygagafanpage)


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HOTNESS

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HOTNESS

fuckyeahlost:

carinaavila:

I need these in my life.
Purchase your very own here & here.


Birthday presents, anyone?

fuckyeahlost:

carinaavila:

I need these in my life.

Purchase your very own here & here.

Birthday presents, anyone?

melancholyjen:

lame. don’t listen to this. ever.

This is a lie. I’m definitely more clever (and ALWAYS dignified) when I’m trashed.

…maybe.

melancholyjen:

lame. don’t listen to this. ever.

This is a lie. I’m definitely more clever (and ALWAYS dignified) when I’m trashed.

…maybe.

thedailywhat:

LOLcats Thing of the Day: LOLcats Halloween costumes!
This is upsettingly clever.
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If I had a cat, this is what I would dress it in.

thedailywhat:

LOLcats Thing of the Day: LOLcats Halloween costumes!

This is upsettingly clever.

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If I had a cat, this is what I would dress it in.

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Oh, I miss you, beautiful coffee boy.

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Oh, I miss you, beautiful coffee boy.

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again! Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for, for 10 minutes?! Please? Mr. Incredible, The Incredibles (via bluetangerine)